Tuesday, September 1, 2009

NEWLY COUPLES,

@ 5:57 PM by jessica

Just to state some things that annoy the fuck outta me [or anyone else] about some newly couples that I know and in general.

- PDA; the whole fucking world doesn't want to see you making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend or shit that's inappropriate for the public. Quite frankly, we don't give a shit that you guys are dirty/used up. AND IF YOU DON'T THINK PEOPLE NOTICE, OH WE NOTICE. WE'RE NOT FUCKING BLIND.
- Stop reading my blog and take your boyfriend/girlfriend some places elsewhere that Jonathan and I haven't gone too. I'm sorry you have to steal our date ideas 'cause you fucking suck as a couple. Face it, you guys are boring!
- DOES IT LOOK LIKE I [OR ANYONE] GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND WITHIN THE FIRST [FEW] MONTH(S) OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP? We don't care! Have some self-respect.
- Can you just hold each others hands? Are you one fucking person attached to each other? How can someone hold someone w/both arms while walking, I don't understand. Let the nigga/girl breathe!
- Ahahahaha, bitch your boyfriend/girlfriend only knew that shit because of me. Get the fuck outta here. Don't feel special!
- You're still in the early stages of your relationship, DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE. Being clingy is not the way to go.

If this offends you, then WOW. If it doesn't, carry along.

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3 COMMENTS:

Matt said...

LOL damn that's really fucking harsh. NICE!

Juelz said...

Hahahahahah

Thessa said...

I love how you're so blunt about things. Hahaha, I was gonna mention your tweet about the reaction you were getting from this entry, but idk if you would want me to. Hahah, but anyways, I was just talking about the couples I see here with my friend & how retarded it is to walk while the bf is holding the gf from behind. I don't even hold Ant's hand when we go out, only in like crowded areas. But like 90% of the time we are out, we don't hold hands or hook arms. Hahaha.

& iiiiiiii HATE when they make out in public. At sea world there was this couple making out in front of alll these kids & it's like "uhhh, have some respect..."

Speaking of copying you & Jonathan, tell me why the "psycho" is NOW using the SAME EXACT format as your date?? Hahahah.